MegaDrive20XX
Segatron Genesis... call me the wizard.
I love playing the games of last decade and the 80's. Why? the pop culture remembrances that make me laugh so hard!
1. Any food found behind a trash can, mail box, billboard sign, is OKAY TO EAT! Especially, Chicken, a whole turkey, Apples, Coca-Cola cans etc. (i.e. Streets of Rage, Bad Dudes, River City Ransom, COMBATRIBES, Burning Fight, and Final Fight)
2. The FUTURE of 20XX A.D.! is totally inaccurate and has gone HORRIBLY WRONG!! (i.e. Contra, Metal Slug, Mega Man series, Forgotten Worlds, R-Type, Thunder Force, Gradius, Bionic Commando, Smash T.V., Total Carnage, Rock N Roll Racing)
3. Every single bad guy or thug is represented with a MOHAWK for 80's reason!(i.e. Final Fight, Burning Fight, NARC, Combatribes, Streets of Rage)
4. A tent is your best friend and cheaper than staying at the Inn! Yet you have no fear of sleeping outside where the monsters lurk!(i.e. Final Fantasy & Dragon Quest/Warrior)
5. Seeing your 16-bit character use facial expressions to tell you how he/she is feeling Anime style! (i.e. Final Fantasy VI, Chrono Trigger, and Secret of Mana)
!! SHE'S A WOMAN!?
6. SAVING THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES! Nothing says "I love the USA" than saving his butt and being rewarded after killing COUNTLESS terrorist with an American CHEESEBURGER! (i.e. BAD DUDES, Guerilla War, Ikari Warriors, RAMBO 3, and MERCS)
7. So many games that wanted to be like CONAN THE BARBARIAN and RED SONJA! (i.e. RASTAN, GOLDEN AXE, RYGAR, Magic Sword, Black Tiger, Legendary Axe II, King of Dragons, Knights of the Round, etc.)
8. Any game that wanted the perfect D&D Experience (i.e. Dungeons & Dragons Arcade, GAUNTLET, King of Dragons, Knights of the Round, etc.)
9. A game with cast of characters that were outlandishly bizarre (i.e. Captain Commando the arcade (trust me on this one), The Lost Vikings, ZOOP, Bubsy the Bobcat, Awesome Possum, Boogerman, Clayfighter, Aero the Acrobat, Cool Spot the old 7up mascot.)
10. Games that blended two worlds for one AWESOME game. (i.e. Aliens Vs. Predator the Arcade, Robocop Vs. Terminator )
1. Any food found behind a trash can, mail box, billboard sign, is OKAY TO EAT! Especially, Chicken, a whole turkey, Apples, Coca-Cola cans etc. (i.e. Streets of Rage, Bad Dudes, River City Ransom, COMBATRIBES, Burning Fight, and Final Fight)
2. The FUTURE of 20XX A.D.! is totally inaccurate and has gone HORRIBLY WRONG!! (i.e. Contra, Metal Slug, Mega Man series, Forgotten Worlds, R-Type, Thunder Force, Gradius, Bionic Commando, Smash T.V., Total Carnage, Rock N Roll Racing)
3. Every single bad guy or thug is represented with a MOHAWK for 80's reason!(i.e. Final Fight, Burning Fight, NARC, Combatribes, Streets of Rage)
4. A tent is your best friend and cheaper than staying at the Inn! Yet you have no fear of sleeping outside where the monsters lurk!(i.e. Final Fantasy & Dragon Quest/Warrior)
5. Seeing your 16-bit character use facial expressions to tell you how he/she is feeling Anime style! (i.e. Final Fantasy VI, Chrono Trigger, and Secret of Mana)
!! SHE'S A WOMAN!?6. SAVING THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES! Nothing says "I love the USA" than saving his butt and being rewarded after killing COUNTLESS terrorist with an American CHEESEBURGER! (i.e. BAD DUDES, Guerilla War, Ikari Warriors, RAMBO 3, and MERCS)
7. So many games that wanted to be like CONAN THE BARBARIAN and RED SONJA! (i.e. RASTAN, GOLDEN AXE, RYGAR, Magic Sword, Black Tiger, Legendary Axe II, King of Dragons, Knights of the Round, etc.)
8. Any game that wanted the perfect D&D Experience (i.e. Dungeons & Dragons Arcade, GAUNTLET, King of Dragons, Knights of the Round, etc.)
9. A game with cast of characters that were outlandishly bizarre (i.e. Captain Commando the arcade (trust me on this one), The Lost Vikings, ZOOP, Bubsy the Bobcat, Awesome Possum, Boogerman, Clayfighter, Aero the Acrobat, Cool Spot the old 7up mascot.)
10. Games that blended two worlds for one AWESOME game. (i.e. Aliens Vs. Predator the Arcade, Robocop Vs. Terminator )
