Fox Becomes Addicted to Cheese

Fox Mcloud, the legendary legionnaire of Lylat, was once again spending his days at his new favorite restaraunt,
Admiral Z's House O' Cheese in Downtown Corneria City. Did we mention the sun was shining, and that the day
was quite pretty?
"This is the life!" said Fox, eating his macaroni with a melodramatic sigh. "And this mac and cheese is awesome, and that ain't no lie!". Suddenly Fox heard a beep coming from his back pocket. He reached in and pulled out his cell phone. General Peppy had texted him.
"Get your butt into space!" read the text message displayed. Fox had no clue that any missions had been delayed. Fox hastened to his arwing and contacted Peppy.
"This is a priority one mission, Fox, where the heck have you been? I need you to protect innocent Cornerian men and
women!"
"I'm sorry General! I have this strange new addiction, to this food product called cheese. It comes from cattle, just like honey
comes from bees!" replied Fox.
"No time for nonsense, in war soldier! What's the big idea? What happened to the tough guy in you?" said General Peppy.
"I LIKE CHEESE NOW! I'm like a whole new arwing pilot!" replied Fox.
"Fox, you must have no idea how serious this threat is to the Lylat System!" said General Peppy.
"What is it this time General, sir? Is it Andross, Anglars, that giant robot Fantron, or legions of battle crazed Pokemon?" asked Fox.
"Something's changed about you Fox. You're acting bizzare. Now get your act together, and keep your mercernary duties up
to par! Andross's forces have built a huge artillary base on Titania! You must destroy it!" said Peppy. Fox cleared his throat, he had to get his mind off of cheese. He gathered up some fuel cells, and blasted off into the far galaxies. When he reached Titania,
he witnessed his wing-men as they were losing an Arwing dogfight. Star Wolf was up to their old tricks again.
"Surrender, fools!" shouted Wolf O' Donnel. He locked on to three targets, Slippy, Falco, and Rob. But Fox dropped a large nova bomb on the entire Star Wolf Team, and he finished the job. Their ships were destroyed, they blew up in smoke. Directly afterwards, Slippy let out a loud croak.
"GOOD JOB FOX!" said Slippy with glee. But the Star Fox team was far from victory. Directly ahead, came a large attack carrier.
Fox tried to destroy it, but it seemed all but impervious to his attacks.
"There's a protective blue field circling that attack carrier!" said Falco. Fox had been reading about "Legendary Magical Blue Cheese" a mystical kind of cheese that would protect oneself and vehicles from attacks.
"That attack carrier's protective force field must be powered by magical blue cheese!!!" shouted Fox. "We have to disable it!"
"That's ludicrous!" squawked Falco. "A force field powered by blue cheese? You've been out in the sun too long Fox!".
"No, listen to me, I know this! I've been reading about what Legendary Lylation Magical Blue Cheese can do to
power protective force fields! It's being secretly tested in the Cornerian military already! Andross's forces already have them!" said Fox.
"We're SITTING DUCKS!!!!! We could be blown down to smithereens any second with a huge mind-bending nova bomb! Fox, there is no cornerian military. We ARE the cornerian military, or at least the closest thing to it! I declare myself the new leader of this team, Fox's brains have become melted cheese! He's as crazy as a fox, and to top it all off, he IS a fox!" said Falco.
"Do you know how to disable such a force field?" asked Slippy in an inquisitive toad-ish tone.
"Yes, as a matter of fact I do! It's a good thing I brought my frickin' fireball cannon!" said Fox. Fox began to land his arwing.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING???? We're in the heat of a damned battle and you're landing your ship??? That's it, I'm gonna shoot you, I don't want to, but you've gone insane, you're a liability now!" shouted Falco. Sure enough, Fox pulled out his fireball cannon designed for on-foot sniper work, aimed it at the protective blue force field, shot at it,
and it melted into thin air, just like the fine art of melting cheese. Afterwards, Fox pulled out his other weapon, his plasma gun, and began blasting the attack carrier to pieces. It exploded, and lying in the rubble of the explosion were
huge packets of blue cheese. The rest of the teammates began to stare in shock. Fox proudly returned into his arwing, and
began communicating wtih his team-mates.
"I told you so! Now let's take out that artillary base!" said Fox.
"The artillary base? Who said anything about an artillary base? We've surveyed the entire planet, and it's not even a very large planet! There couldn't possibly be an artillary base here!" said Falco.
"Oh, couldn't there be? It's the fog, you stupid canary!" shouted Fox. "We need to activate the weather control device
and make the fog clear up!" said Fox. So Fox activated the weather control device, and cleared up the fog and rain. Then, they saw the large artillary base in front of them.
"Oh...you were....right, I guess, for once!" said Falco. Falco and Fox were famous for insulting each other.
"Now all we have to do is blow it up!" said Fox, unleashing a large nova bomb on the artillary base!"
"WHAT? Think of the fallout from all the weapons in there!" said Falco.
"There are no weapons in that base! It's all blue cheese!" said Fox. In the rubble of the artillary base, were yet again, thousands of packets of blue cheese.
"WHAT? Where are we? Kirby's Dream Land???" shouted Falco.
"Stop doubting Fox so much! He's a good leader! We should trust him!" exclaimed Slippy.
"Why are all the interplanetary militaries all suddenly obsessed with CHEESE as a weapon source?" asked Falco.
"It's not just any cheese. It's a magical kind passed down from generations of reptillian Saurian sorceror overlords
from Dinosaur Planet!" said Fox.
"Oh. I suppose Krystal informed you of this?" wondered Falco.
"KRYSTAL!" shouted Fox.
"OH boy, here we go again!" said Slippy.
"No, it's not that Slippy. It's that it's Valentine's Day today and I've forgotten to give Krystal her
present!" said Fox.
"Hmm...Why don't you take some of the blue cheese lying on the ground, store it in
your arwing, and fly back home to give it to Krystal for Valentine's Day!" suggested Slippy.
"I'm not sure if Krystal wants that. She doesn't seem to like the fact I spend so much time at
Admiral Z's in Downtown Corneria City!" said Fox.
"Hmm...say Fox, we're going to continue to take out Andross's forces. We're contacting General Peppy right now, we're going
to tell him you've become a cheese addict and that you're retiring from your service in the airforce! So long!" said Slippy.
"No, even I have to admit that's a little bit cruel of an idea! You can just send her a cheese packet so she'll
get it when you come home from battle!" said Falco.
"Okay!" said Fox. So Fox sent Krystal 2 packets of blue cheese as a late Valentine's Day present. After the war was waged
and won, Fox returned to Corneria, hoping that this gift of blue cheese would win him Krystal's hand in marriage.



Was Fox ever mistaken....


BLUE CHEESE FOR A BLUE LADY????

One day Fox visited Krystal's appartment in Corneria City. Fox had sent Krystal a late Valentine's Day gift,
two packets of blue cheese, encased in wrapping paper in a large heart shaped box. Krystal was puzzled.
"You look beautiful!" said Fox.
"Thanks Fox. Umm.....what is this stuff you gave me? When I said I wanted you to give me things on Valentine's Day, I...err..
didn't mean..this. I mean, it's the thought that counts though, well, I mean, I like it and everything, but
what is it?" asked Krystal. Krystal was not familiar with cheese, or even packages or wrapping paper. She was born on a jungle planet, with very little civilization. Fox was quick to respond.
"It's cheese. Blue cheese, especially for you, because I love cheese, and I love you, so
I thought I'd get blue cheese, since your fur color is blue, and cheese always makes me think of you,
so I thought I'd combine my love of cheese and my love of you on Valentine's Day!" said Fox.
"Really? That's really sweet of you Fox!!!! Oh wait, did you say cheese? CHEESE? Isn't that
a disease that Cerinian dung beetles get?" asked Krystal hesitantly.
"What? No it means a different thing on Corneria then it does in Cerinian language!" said Fox with a sheepish
embarresed grin.
"Oh....okay. So, this cheese, stuff, you eat it then?" asked Krystal.
"Uhh..yeah! You eat it, just like you would eat CHOCOLATE! You eat it the way you would eat chocolate,
but it..tastes like, chicken, yeah that's right. It tastes like chicken!" said Fox. Fox was always nervous around girls and
said odd things without thinking. Krystal unwrapped the packaging and took a bite out of the blue cheese.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEK!" screamed Krystal. "This is the worst stuff I've ever eaten!" said Krystal.
"I'm sorry!" said Fox.
"You should be ashamed of yourself! You're trying to poison me aren't you?" said Krystal.
"No, Krystal, I would never do that!!!" said Fox. After a quick trip to the little fox's room and back, Krystal took a look at the bubble wrap that had covered up the cheese packaging.
"Wow, what's this stuff? I've never seen stuff like this on Planet Cerinia, or Sauria!" said Krystal, who was thrilled and delighted.
"It's..bubble wrap!" said Fox.
"I LOVE IT! Thanks Fox, this is the best Valentine's Day gift you could have given me! I'm sorry I got mad at you! But as payback
for making me eat that disgusting cheese, you're going to have to eat all of it!" said Krystal.
"I'd be glad to. I happen to like cheese!" said Fox. Fox gobbled up the rest of the blue cheese in one bite, licking his chops in
delight.
"I REALLY like cheese!! But not as much as I like you and your sparkly Cerinian eyes!!!!!!" said Fox. Krystal stared in shock for an entire minute.


Moral: It's not the cheese. It's the love that comes with it.

Hahah, good story. ^_^

FOX BECOMES ADDICTED TO CHEESE: CHEESE DELIVERS!
The long awaited most recent Star Fox/cheese misadventure!

Before we begin the story, I offer you a song:

He's an Arwing pilot who leads a life of danger,
and his wingmen agree, his cheese obsession keeps on getting STRANGER!
Be careful not to eat too much cheese, or you'll forget to scratch your fur for fleas!
The odds are he won't stop the cheese today, or tomorrow!
His name is Fox Mcloud. His name is...Fox Mcloud!
He used to be an awesome outer space warrior,
but now he's just WILD about cheese!

Intro:

"Ever since I can remember I had a fascination with cheese, it began during the early stages of
childhood, and evolved there onwards!" ----- Fox Mcloud

"Fox was a bright boy overall, but he was always very inquisitive, even for a frisky
young fox cub, and he was always asking me questions...all of them being odd questions....and stranger,
many of them involving....cheese!" ---- Vixy Reinard, regarding Fox Mcloud's cheesecapades.

"I have to admit, cheese helped me understand geometry!" ------ Slippy Toad

"I have absoloutely no say in anything Fox enjoys! My favorite food is New England
Clam Chowder" ---- Falco Lombardi, regarding cheese

"Cheese is awesome!" ---- Fox Mcloud.

"Cajkod if damhetj! Ucc 0eih sxoojo uho rocedw ke ij! Xuxuxuxuuuu!" ----- General Scales (Note: That was Saurian language)

"DO A CHEESE ROLL!

Alright! It all began when everyone in Team Star Fox except Lt. Fox Mcloud, was
CAPTURED, and held hostage by the ferrocious imperial forces of the evil emperor Andross!

FOX BECOMES ADDICTED TO CHEESE: Cheese Delivers

One day, Fox woke up to find out his wingmen were gone! They had been captured by Andross, while Fox was mowing Peppy's lawn! What could Fox do? Where could his friends be? Would Fox be able to pull off a solo arwing
rail-mission victory? Perhaps, perhaps he could! General Pepper gave him a Super Stinky Cheese Bomb, after all! So Fox set off to help his allies, like a good natured Cornerian fox hero should! He knew that his cause was just, and that helping your friends is good! He packed with him his favorite food product, cheese, before boldly and courageously zooming off into the distant galaxies! So he gathered up some fuel cells and blasted off in his Arwing, when suddenly, he got a transmission that was alarming! It was from Andross, imagine the horror and fear, as Fox found out about the fate of his friends, that he loved so so dear.
"Your friends are my prisoners now, can't you see? Their arwings are being reverse-engineered in my brand new factory! Their ships and their technology will make my army twice as strong! By now you're probably asking, can't we all just get along?" said Andross, laughing with evil glee.
"You won't get away with this! I have twin-lasers and nova bombs! I'll blast you and your ships right out of the skies! These words I speak are true, none of them are lies!" said Fox.
"HAHA, very well then!" laughed Andross. "I dare you to come to my secret lair on Venom. You'll see me as a floating head, and that's all I'm tellin! Prepare to die Fox! BWAHAHAHAHA!" said Andross.
"Okay, Andross, but you've gotta be warned. I'm an ace pilot, I'm not to be laughed at or scorned!" exclaimed our hero, Fox Mcloud. Fox blasted off into the far galaxies, blasting enemy ships all the way. He locked on to every target he saw, zappin' em with one single shot. He took down a lot of bad guys, and I mean a lot. Eventually he arrived at Fortuna, where he saw giant robot dinosaurs, and mechanical fish that looked like tuna!
"Alright little robots, prepare to meet your match! I'm Fox Mcloud, and just so you know, I take down enemy forces for CASH!" said Fox. Fox dropped a huge nova bomb on all the robots and monsters, and left them all in a pile of rubble. Surely now, there was light at the end of the tunnel. But no, no, no there wasn't! Although the monsters were destroyed, down came their leader, amidst all the grass, flowers, and flora, sprang out a giant and fierce MONARCH DODORA! The bio-weapon possessed two living heads! And the creature raced around like mad, as if it needed meds!
"Alright giant robot!" said Fox with a determined look. "You're nothing but a chump, a bucket of bolts, and a SHNOOK!" Fox dropped yet another nova bomb, but this was his last! He used it swiftly, efficiently, and fast! But alas, the monarch dodora wasn't done yet! He still had his robotic stomach, and one remaining head, each of them seperate, hopping around, and the stomach looked well fed. So Fox did what any sensible Lylat system Arwing warrior would do, he brought out the twin lasers, and blasted that monarch dodara to smithereens, and when he was done, off he flew! Monarch Dodara had been defeated, and Fox was quite proud, that he came out unscathed, and never even bleeded!
"Next stop is Sectors Y and Z! Then maybe I'll take a break, and drink some iced tea!" thought Fox. Fox raced through the sectors blasting the enemy bosses to bits, and their cores. Along the way he stopped by a forest planet, and toasted some smores! Then he gallantly liberated the peoples of Corneria, Fichina, Katina, and Titania! I bet you can't repeat all those planet names, can ya?
"Very soon, I'm gonna head for Venom! I'm on record time too!" said Fox. But suddenly, whom should appear? But Star Wolf, and his cohorts whom Fox dreaded with fear! Wolf O' Donnel was up to his old tricks again!
"Andross has ordered us to take you down!" said Leon. But Fox locked on to all the targets, proving Wolf O' Donnel
was a peon! After finishing the Star Wolf team off with more twin-lasers, Fox headed straight for Venom, shooting down enemy ships, just like that old game, Space Invaders!
"I'm comin' for ya Andross!" said Fox. He entered Venom's atmosphere in the nick of time, carefully avoiding the Venom Sea's toxic radioactive slime! He skillfully avoided many boulders and barrels, and all kinds of nefarious traps and perils! When suddenly he saw the entrance to Andross's lair up ahead! Fox knew that Andross wanted him dead!
He boosted his ship right into the secret entrance of the lair! Andross didn't suspect this move, was it fair? Fox performed many barrel rolls, and avoided many traps! When suddenly he found himself and his arwing in a place full of swirling colors and lights! He was familiar with this enviornment, for it was the setting of all of the Fox Versus Andross fights!
"BWAHAHAHAA! You will die, just like your father!" said Andross.
"My father was one cool dude, he could fly, dance, and sing! I might go so far as to compare him with Elvis, the King! But anyway, Andross, you're going down! Cuz I'm good and you're evil, duh, no need to frown!" said Fox.
"BWAHAHAHA! You will die, just like your father" said Andross.
"Uhh...you're a broken record, but that's just fine! I'll take you out right now, you greedy power hungry swine!" said Fox. Fox battled Andross vigerously zapping him with lasers and taking out both his evil sinister eyes of doom. But then Andross tried to use telekenesis, and he pulled a dirty trick! He made all the blocks look like cheese!
"CHEESE!" shouted Fox. Fox flew right into all the blocks that Andross was telekenetically attacking Fox with, thinking they looked like delicious blocks of cheese! Suddenly Fox realized his ship was in need of repair! He woke up from his cheese fit, and found he was in quite the predicament, with only one wing! My oh my, what a terrible thing!
"Alright!" said Fox. "I've used up my last nova bomb, so I know what I'll do! Your name rhymes with gross, so I'll use THIS to defeat you!" said Fox. Fox pushed a button and sent out a Super Stinky Cheese Bomb right into Andross's mouth!
"NOOOOOO!" shouted Andross. "I'M LACTOSE INTOLERANT!!". Then Fox destroyed Andross's core brain, got a wing repair, and survived the mission, without going insane. He flew out up above, and entered a prison like room. He departed from his Arwing, and looked around. He saw his friendscage, and Falco was especially steaming with rage. Fox set all his friends free, and recovered the arwings! They all blasted off back to Corneria, thankful for Fox's save! When they got there, Fox's friends had a few questions!
"How'd you save us?" asked Krystal.
"With CHEESE!" replied Fox.
"HOORAY FOR CHEESE!" shouted the Star Fox team in unison!

That's the story, of how Fox defeated Andross with cheese. Now I bid you farewell, and check your fur
for fleas!

Fox and Krystal become addicted to Smoking

One day Fox and Krystal were sitting on the couch together, aboard the Great Fox, when suddenly Fox noticed a small and cute little compact box. Then he glanced up at Krystal, and picked up an interesting scent, and it definitely wasn't incense left over from when Slippy celebrated Lent.

"Oh holy fricking Kitsunes in heaven! You're smoking again?" asked Fox, as he nervously shook. "Can I have a pack? Just one, okay? Don't give me that look!".

"You're imagining things Fox!" said Krystal with glee. "Of course you can have a pack, this one's on me! Just keep in mind to only do this in fanfics that are rated T!"

"Oh yeah, Krystal, that's definitely a deal! Now hand me a lighter, and my sunglasses of steel!" said Fox.

"Here's your lighter, my king!" said Krystal. "And here's your sunglasses that make you look like your dad, but I'll let you in on a secret, I think they look rad!"

"I do too!" said Fox, as he smoked his first puff. "I look really macho, like I'm tough stuff!". Then suddenly Falco came into the room, along with Slippy, holding a dustpan and broom.

"I'm cleaning up the Great Fox, of its dust and mold! I know no boundaries, for I am quite bold!" said Slippy. Falco groaned.

"Give it a rest Slippy, I'm not into spring cleaning! And even though I'm a jerk, I'm actually well meaning!" said Falco. Then Slippy picked up on some secondhand smoke, it affected him so badly, he felt like he was about to croak.

"Fox and his girlfriend are smoking! I can't take it Falco! I'm about to gag! This is the worst thing since Gears of War 2 internet play lag!" said Slippy.

"What? I like the smell of nicotine! At least it isn't nitroglycerine!" said Falco.

"Hmm, well I'm gonna clean up the ashes on the floor that missed the tray! In the meantime, Falco, don't you have a baby bird egg to lay?" said Slippy.

"No Slippy, I don't, cuz I'm not a girl! Let's stop teasing each other, god damn it, you look like you're about to hurl!" exclaimed Falco in a somber tone. Fox and Krystal apologized, and told Falco and Slippy to leave them alone.

"We're just having fun!" said Fox who was laughing. "And with all of Lylat's war and bloodshed, that's something that is lacking!," he added.

"Okay, well have fun you too! I'm gonna go upstairs to the hot tub, while you watch Captain Kangaroo!" said Falco.

"Hey, maybe Katt can join you, too!" said Slippy, teasing Falco in a jovial way.

"Oh knock it off Slippy, you're just a frog! Stick to the pond, go sit on a log!" said Falco. So finally, when Fox and Krystal were almost down to the last pack, Falco and Slippy, well, guess what? They came back! But things in the living room were kind of hot and heavy, and the action wasn't stopping, Fox and Krystal were ready!

"Woah, you two look like you need privacy! Sorry!" said Slippy. So they left.

Later in the day….

"Well, you two certainly seem like a perfect match! No smoking puns intended, but when you're in love, how will you ever take down enemies for cash?" asked Slippy.

"I'll retire and marry the love of my life! It'll be the end of all the war and strife!" said Fox. Slippy laughed.

"That's a good idea, actually! But I want both of you to live a long life! You have to quit smoking, it's as deadly as a knife!" said Slippy.

"I'm the naughty one, Fox is only a beginner! I'm training him in the ways of a sinner!" said Krystal jokingly.

"So you're addicted to smoking?" inquired Falco.

"Well, not quite. But it's bloody good, I enjoy it, alright?" replied Krystal.

"Krystal, you're a really sweet nice lady! I hate to see you go to the dark side, it's crazy!" said Slippy.

"Come now, Slippy, lots of fine people smoke. Look at General Pepper, you have to love that old bloke!" said Krystal.

"But it's bad for your health, and causes longue cancer to boot! And just think if you were pregnant, that wouldn't be good!" said Slippy.

"Fox and I will quit at the appropriate time! Now, for the fruit juice to mix with our wine, Fox, darling, will it be Kiwi or Lime?" asked Krystal.

"Make it Kiwi!" said Fox. And so they did. Then they proposed a toast, that they would quit on Tuesday of the following week. But when Tuesday came, things looked rather bleak.

"My breathing doesn't feel right, I need to quit! Fox, we must throw away our cigarettes, and call it quits! Right down to the little butts and bits!"

"Yeah, I agree! Although, we look sexy when we smoke, don't we?" said Fox.

"Yeah, we did! But now it's over, ok? The author of this story is meant to write kids fanfics, let's keep it that way!" said Krystal. So Fox and Krystal reduced their cigarettes to ashes. And they got married six days later, and Krystal gave herself longer eyelashes!

AND SLIPPY CREATED A NICOTINE SUBSTITUTE IN HIS LAB! With help from Beltino Toad! And Fox liked it cuz it tasted of cheese, and Krystal liked it cuz it tasted of chocolate!

The End, sort of, whatever.

Fox Becomes Addicted to Cheese: Aparoid Edition

FOX BECOMES ADDICTED TO CHEESE PART 6

Includes BONUS poem about cheese!

Aparoids were invading Corneria City! The scene over there was not too pretty!

General Pepper was trying desperately to contact Fox. But Fox would not listen. He was all shut up in his own mental box!

"HELP! We're up to our eyeballs in Aparoids! If only Fox would show up in a landmaster tank! Then we'd destroy those aparoids, and we'd have a hero to thank!" said Slippy. But Fox was relaxing at Admiral Z's house O' cheese, all the while Aparoids were swarming in like bees. So Slippy took matters into his own hands. Brave Slippy got into his tank, but Fox had other plans.

"I have arachnophobia, I don't know if I can do this!" said Slippy. Suddenly, the aparoids spit venom at the landmaster tank and infected it. They transformed the landmaster tank into a giant aparoid monster machine that began destroying all the buildings of Corneria City. Slippy fell off, and turned into a puddle of green slime. Fox, meanwhile, was munching on cheese, feeling fine, and sublime! But was it really right to sit around eating cheese, while buildings collapsed, and citizens were falling flat on their knees? Suddenly Fox came out of his cheese induced trance. He had to save Corneria City, and he knew he might have a chance!

"Taste cheese, you freaks!" said Fox tossing some cheese onto an aparoid. The aparoid simply infected the cheese, and it became a giant cheeseanoid with four insect-like legs. It came to life, and began to lay eggs.

"I'll take advantage of this!" said Fox, grabbing some hand grenades and his Plasma Blaster. He mounted the cheeseanoid, as if it were a horse. "Giddyup!" he declared, and squished some aparoids

with full force! Everywhere in his sight, Fox began blasting, and aparoids were crushed, as Fox sat back laughing.

"You thought you could do this, you thought you could win, but Corneria City's protected, now, thanks to me and Lynn!" said Fox, petting his newly named cheeseanoid. But the cheeseanoid rebelled,

rebelled it did! It didn't like what Fox was doing to its friends, no not one bit! It kicked Fox right off his seat, without so much as a lick!

"Alright, I see your game! Now I'll have to use grenades, and things won't be the same!" said Fox tossing grenades into the large crowd of evil Aparoids. Hundreds of aparoids fell dead in their tracks. Fox was proud, but this was no time to relax. The cheeseanoids started infecting the other aparoids, and pretty darn soon, they were ALL cheeseanoids. I know it sounds cheezy and hard to believe, but the four-legged cheeseanoids converted every last aparoid. Afterwards, they turned to Fox, who had gone mad throwing a vast variety of all kinds of different weapons and grenades. He had used up every last one, showing he was a true jack of all trades. The cheesanoid began to speak to Fox, in a crystal clear tone, its voice sounded much like ROB 64, or maybe a different kind of drone.

"You gave us a gift, the gift of cheese. This gift you gave us made us pleased. We will not harm your fair city, anymore, we like being cheeseanoids. Now we'll just eat each other, cuz we all taste so good.

We don't want to eat your kind anymore, cuz we'd barf you all out! I'm so darned happy, I could almost shout!" said the cheeseanoid. But then Anglars came down in huge motherships, they began blasting down buildings, whilst munching potato chips.

"Incoming enemy from above! No time to lose, you guys cover the ground! I'll take to the skies in my Arwing, and to power it up, I'll use some fuel cells I found!" said Fox. Fox hastened to his Arwing,

and began shooting down ships in the skies. He shot down every last anglar, and the cheeseanoids took care of the ground soldiers. Fox landed his Arwing, and congratulated the cheeseanoids.

"I gotta say, I'm thankful for you guys! The general will think these stories are lies! Creatures made of cheese squishing bad guys like fleas! Who would believe such an incredible story? Full of danger and intrigue, and cheeses and glory!" said Fox. Fox got a message from General Pepper on his cellphone.

"Fox, how did you complete your mission so fast? It just so happens you've won a large ammount of cash!" said General Pepper.

"Remember that cheese habit I told you I would quit? Well, this time it helped me send the enemies into a fiery pit!" said Fox.

"Well good job Fox. I just might join you sometime. At Admrial Z's house of cheese, to celebrate and dine!" replied General Pepper.

"Well, General, I guess I'll letcha go. I just stepped in something, what it is, I don't know!" said Fox. It was Slippy slime.

"Here, take this elixer!" said Fox, pouring some elixer of life down on Slippy. Slippy re-generated himself, and was feeling happy and skippy!

"I'm no longer slime!" said Slippy with glee. "Let's go eat some cheese, I heard they're giving it away free!"

So Slippy, Fox, and Pepper dined on cheese. Cheese had saved their lives, and the entire planet Corneria, including landscapes such as cities, forests, and trees.