funny or cool video game quotes
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Mai Valentine
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Joyling said:
There's another one that's funny, but I didn't get a chance to write it down because I only realized it after I had already moved on the next dialogue, but Micaiah called Ike the father of Sothe's children :lol
welcome to the new segment in the forums called : "MESSING WITH OSCAR XD" today brought you one of the most stupid things oscar has ever said
Oscar: Um... Hi there.
Janaff: Yes?
Oscar: Hello! ...Um... Nice weather today!
Janaff: Can I help you with something?
Oscar: No, not really. I'm just...
Janaff: So, you want nothing from me then? What an odd fellow. Well then, I'll
be going. I don't get these beorc at all.
Oscar: Dangit, Oscar! You messed that up! Stupid! Stupid! Aw, how am I
supposed to do this?! I've never dealt with these bird tribes before... But
we're allies! We have to learn to communicate with each other... I'll do it
right next time!
some battles later XD
Oscar: Uh... hey there.
Janaff: Yes?
Oscar: We meet again! Ha ha! Haaa... Um... sorry about the other day. I don't
have much... experience talking to laguz, so... Hey, is there anything you
don't understand about our company?! Maybe I can help!
Janaff: No, not particularly. Why?
Oscar: Well, I just thought... I mean, I have a young brother that's just
about your age... Come on, Oscar, get it together... Um... Wow, you laguz are
just so incredible! I mean, even a small kid like yourself can fight so--
Janaff: Did you just call me a child?!
Oscar: W-what's wrong?
Janaff: See here! I'm not a child! I'm over 100 years old!
Oscar: Wha...? A hundred... years...?
Janaff: I don't know how old you are, but no one calls me a child to my face
and lives to tell about it! Don't you EVER call me that again! Got it, human!?
Oscar: Oh yeah, got it! Totally! Look, I'm really... Darn it, Oscar! Stupid!
So stupid! Now you've really ticked him off! Man, what was I thinking? Now I
have to go apologize. Again! Probably screw that up, too... Aaargh! So stupid!
a few battles later
Oscar: Uuuummm...
Janaff: Yes? Oh. You.
Oscar: Look, I'm really, really sorry about what I said the other day. Please
forgive my ignorance.
Janaff: Ha! Well... I guess it's all right. As long as you don't do it again.
By the way, how old are you? I can never tell with you beorc.
Oscar: I'm twenty-four.
Janaff: Twenty-four!? TWENTY-FOUR?! You don't even have a full set of feathers
yet! You're a child! A suckling babe! I can't believe that the beorc send
children out to battle! How can you be so cold and heartless?!
Oscar: Uh... well--
Janaff: What's your name, little one?
Oscar: O-Oscar?
Janaff: Janaff. But you can call me Uncle Janny. No wonder you said such rude
things. Heck, I'm surprised you can even talk!
Oscar: Yeah, it's... um... surprising all right. I'm pretty bright for my age.
Janaff: Well, it's the duty of an elder to guide an ignorant child until he
can fly. I forgive your rude remarks. If you ever need anything, come find me.
If you have a bad nightmare or something, Unkie Janny will tuck you in. All
right?
Oscar: Y-yes. Of course. Thank you. That'll be... a real help.
(oscar and jannaf are from fire emblem path of radiance/radiant dawn)
Oscar: Um... Hi there.
Janaff: Yes?
Oscar: Hello! ...Um... Nice weather today!
Janaff: Can I help you with something?
Oscar: No, not really. I'm just...
Janaff: So, you want nothing from me then? What an odd fellow. Well then, I'll
be going. I don't get these beorc at all.
Oscar: Dangit, Oscar! You messed that up! Stupid! Stupid! Aw, how am I
supposed to do this?! I've never dealt with these bird tribes before... But
we're allies! We have to learn to communicate with each other... I'll do it
right next time!
some battles later XD
Oscar: Uh... hey there.
Janaff: Yes?
Oscar: We meet again! Ha ha! Haaa... Um... sorry about the other day. I don't
have much... experience talking to laguz, so... Hey, is there anything you
don't understand about our company?! Maybe I can help!
Janaff: No, not particularly. Why?
Oscar: Well, I just thought... I mean, I have a young brother that's just
about your age... Come on, Oscar, get it together... Um... Wow, you laguz are
just so incredible! I mean, even a small kid like yourself can fight so--
Janaff: Did you just call me a child?!
Oscar: W-what's wrong?
Janaff: See here! I'm not a child! I'm over 100 years old!
Oscar: Wha...? A hundred... years...?
Janaff: I don't know how old you are, but no one calls me a child to my face
and lives to tell about it! Don't you EVER call me that again! Got it, human!?
Oscar: Oh yeah, got it! Totally! Look, I'm really... Darn it, Oscar! Stupid!
So stupid! Now you've really ticked him off! Man, what was I thinking? Now I
have to go apologize. Again! Probably screw that up, too... Aaargh! So stupid!
a few battles later
Oscar: Uuuummm...
Janaff: Yes? Oh. You.
Oscar: Look, I'm really, really sorry about what I said the other day. Please
forgive my ignorance.
Janaff: Ha! Well... I guess it's all right. As long as you don't do it again.
By the way, how old are you? I can never tell with you beorc.
Oscar: I'm twenty-four.
Janaff: Twenty-four!? TWENTY-FOUR?! You don't even have a full set of feathers
yet! You're a child! A suckling babe! I can't believe that the beorc send
children out to battle! How can you be so cold and heartless?!
Oscar: Uh... well--
Janaff: What's your name, little one?
Oscar: O-Oscar?
Janaff: Janaff. But you can call me Uncle Janny. No wonder you said such rude
things. Heck, I'm surprised you can even talk!
Oscar: Yeah, it's... um... surprising all right. I'm pretty bright for my age.
Janaff: Well, it's the duty of an elder to guide an ignorant child until he
can fly. I forgive your rude remarks. If you ever need anything, come find me.
If you have a bad nightmare or something, Unkie Janny will tuck you in. All
right?
Oscar: Y-yes. Of course. Thank you. That'll be... a real help.
(oscar and jannaf are from fire emblem path of radiance/radiant dawn)
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My favorite support was probably the S support from Lyn and Hector in FE7
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Im talking about the map you get Karla on, the map that only lasts 5 turns. If you have Hector and Lyn at A support before then, they can "talk" and its very dramatic
Hell Scyth
Rock Hard, Dead or Alive
This si just from a Flash game I was playing, but I still laughed.
Master: So you wish to become the fourth master... You realiise this will be a great step in your life as a gladiator... So if you really wish to go along with this, then you must fight me now.
Arcane: Oh crap...
Master: So you wish to become the fourth master... You realiise this will be a great step in your life as a gladiator... So if you really wish to go along with this, then you must fight me now.
Arcane: Oh crap...
Mai Valentine
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Hmph. I'll just have to get by on my youth and good looks, then. -Adelle (FFTA2)
Mai Valentine
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I have a bunch of ToA quotes.
Anise: Wow, you're a really great liar, Colonel! Your smile hasn't wavered once!
Jade: [extreme sarcasm]Oh, I'm crying on the inside.[/extreme sarcasm]
Dist: *After Sync walks off during one of his speeches* Grrrr, just you wait! I'm writing this in my revenge journal!
Jade: "No. I've been frail since birth...*cough *cough*"
Jade: *gasps*
Luke: What is it!?
Jade: We found another recipe.
Guy, Jade, Anise, Mieu: Ready! <3
Luke: Then we're off to the Absorption ga-- wait, one of those responses sounded weird...
Jade: oh, details, details. There's no time Luke, let's go.
Luke: Gah, shut up already.
Tear: . . .
Luke: Say something.
Tear: First you tell me to shut up, now you’re telling me to talk.
Luke: Humph. Don’t go comparing me to some pathetic bandit.
Tear: . . . Yes, you might upset the bandits.
Luke: Hey!
Luke: Besides, we can’t just leave a guy with a face so pale he looks like he’s about to die.
Tear: (exclamation over head)
Ion: Oh! Thank you so much! You’re such a nice person, Luke!
Dist: How is one so beautiful as myself a “reaper” and not a “rose”?
Ion: The poor thing must have been terrified. She screamed, “I’ll kill you ba$t@rds!” as she fell.
(Anise is glomping Guy)
Jade: I’m sure you’re enjoying yourself, Guy, but we’d best be going.
Arietta: I am NOT gloomy! You’re mean, Anise!
Luke: I need to write about this win in my diary!
Anise: Write about my beauty, too!
Jade: And my intelligence.
Tear: And a list of supplies we need!
Luke: Oh yeah, I’m in charge of shopping.
Luke: You enjoy being a jerk, don’t you?
Jade: Not at all. I’m so good-natured and honest, it almost hurts.
Anise: Health problems, hmmm. If I have to nurse someone, I’d be better off with a rich geezer who’s ready to kick it . . .
Natalia: Why! It spoke!
Tear: Well, yes, there’s a person ins—
Jade: Tear, don’t crush Anise’s dreams, now.
Luke: I didn’t see anything like a Sephiroth the last time we were here.
Tear: It was at night. We may have missed something.
Anise: Ohh? Night? In a place like this? Just the two of you?
Natalia: Luke! You never told me you and Tear had that sort of relationship!
Luke: W-wait a minute! What are you talking about?! It wasn’t like that. We got blown out of the manor in Baticul and—
Tear: The very idea is absurd. (Walks away). What are you doing? Come on.
Luke: . . . Now I’m mad.
Guy: Damn, that was cold. . .
Jade: (sounding pleased) Yes, it was.
Guy: You sound like you’re having fun, Colonel.
Jade: More than you could ever imagine.
Dist (in a letter): To my hated enemies, the Jade gang: I, the elegant Dist the Rose, now possess the flightstone. If you want it, come to the place of our covenant. We will settle this once and for all! You’re scared, aren’t you? Terrified?! But no matter. You’ll never get the flightstone unless you meet me here. It’s not in Daath. Most definitely not! Hurry! – Dist the Rose, God-General
(Group is looking for a small piece of rock and Jade finds it. Someone asks how he managed to find it.)
Jade: Heaven smiles upon me because of my good deeds.
Everyone: (thinking) That can’t possibly be true.
Luke: These things are annoying.
Jade: You should feel quite at home then.
Jade: And my other goal is to make you youngsters crazy before I reach 40.
Anise: "Colonel, how did you get so strong~?"
Jade: "Simple. I drink people's blood."
Anise: "Huh? o_o"
Jade: "I do hate it when people take me seriously..."
(After the Ant Lion Man throws the stuff you give him into his hole)
Tear: That's so terrible, wasting food like that.
Jade: Beneath that is his nest, where his children are.
Natalia: Really?
Jade: Well, it would be nice if that were true.
Anise: Wow, you're a really great liar, Colonel! Your smile hasn't wavered once!
Jade: [extreme sarcasm]Oh, I'm crying on the inside.[/extreme sarcasm]
Dist: *After Sync walks off during one of his speeches* Grrrr, just you wait! I'm writing this in my revenge journal!
Jade: "No. I've been frail since birth...*cough *cough*"
Jade: *gasps*
Luke: What is it!?
Jade: We found another recipe.
Guy, Jade, Anise, Mieu: Ready! <3
Luke: Then we're off to the Absorption ga-- wait, one of those responses sounded weird...
Jade: oh, details, details. There's no time Luke, let's go.
Luke: Gah, shut up already.
Tear: . . .
Luke: Say something.
Tear: First you tell me to shut up, now you’re telling me to talk.
Luke: Humph. Don’t go comparing me to some pathetic bandit.
Tear: . . . Yes, you might upset the bandits.
Luke: Hey!
Luke: Besides, we can’t just leave a guy with a face so pale he looks like he’s about to die.
Tear: (exclamation over head)
Ion: Oh! Thank you so much! You’re such a nice person, Luke!
Dist: How is one so beautiful as myself a “reaper” and not a “rose”?
Ion: The poor thing must have been terrified. She screamed, “I’ll kill you ba$t@rds!” as she fell.
(Anise is glomping Guy)
Jade: I’m sure you’re enjoying yourself, Guy, but we’d best be going.
Arietta: I am NOT gloomy! You’re mean, Anise!
Luke: I need to write about this win in my diary!
Anise: Write about my beauty, too!
Jade: And my intelligence.
Tear: And a list of supplies we need!
Luke: Oh yeah, I’m in charge of shopping.
Luke: You enjoy being a jerk, don’t you?
Jade: Not at all. I’m so good-natured and honest, it almost hurts.
Anise: Health problems, hmmm. If I have to nurse someone, I’d be better off with a rich geezer who’s ready to kick it . . .
Natalia: Why! It spoke!
Tear: Well, yes, there’s a person ins—
Jade: Tear, don’t crush Anise’s dreams, now.
Luke: I didn’t see anything like a Sephiroth the last time we were here.
Tear: It was at night. We may have missed something.
Anise: Ohh? Night? In a place like this? Just the two of you?
Natalia: Luke! You never told me you and Tear had that sort of relationship!
Luke: W-wait a minute! What are you talking about?! It wasn’t like that. We got blown out of the manor in Baticul and—
Tear: The very idea is absurd. (Walks away). What are you doing? Come on.
Luke: . . . Now I’m mad.
Guy: Damn, that was cold. . .
Jade: (sounding pleased) Yes, it was.
Guy: You sound like you’re having fun, Colonel.
Jade: More than you could ever imagine.
Dist (in a letter): To my hated enemies, the Jade gang: I, the elegant Dist the Rose, now possess the flightstone. If you want it, come to the place of our covenant. We will settle this once and for all! You’re scared, aren’t you? Terrified?! But no matter. You’ll never get the flightstone unless you meet me here. It’s not in Daath. Most definitely not! Hurry! – Dist the Rose, God-General
(Group is looking for a small piece of rock and Jade finds it. Someone asks how he managed to find it.)
Jade: Heaven smiles upon me because of my good deeds.
Everyone: (thinking) That can’t possibly be true.
Luke: These things are annoying.
Jade: You should feel quite at home then.
Jade: And my other goal is to make you youngsters crazy before I reach 40.
Anise: "Colonel, how did you get so strong~?"
Jade: "Simple. I drink people's blood."
Anise: "Huh? o_o"
Jade: "I do hate it when people take me seriously..."
(After the Ant Lion Man throws the stuff you give him into his hole)
Tear: That's so terrible, wasting food like that.
Jade: Beneath that is his nest, where his children are.
Natalia: Really?
Jade: Well, it would be nice if that were true.
Mai Valentine
Moderator
Some Tales of Vesperia quotes:
Raven: The sign of victory!
Estelle: Yay!
Raven: All right! How about a hug?
Estelle: I don't think so...
Estelle: They're...bouncing
Judith: Just where are you looking?
Estelle: I wish I could bounce.
Yuri: I got no time to think.
Judith: Just beat them senseless and you'll win!
Karol: Victory pose!
Judith: Hey, you too!
Rita: Oh HELL no.
Yuri: Our weapons are?!
Karol: Bravery!
Raven: Youth!
Judith: Modesty!
Yuri: I don't think any of you have those..
Yuri: Whats the secret of your strength?
Judith: I dunno. My pointy ears?
Karol: Okay! I'll get those too!
Yuri: Uh, no.
Judith: The secret to my strength... is a secret!
Raven: The sign of victory!
Estelle: Yay!
Raven: All right! How about a hug?
Estelle: I don't think so...
Estelle: They're...bouncing
Judith: Just where are you looking?
Estelle: I wish I could bounce.
Yuri: I got no time to think.
Judith: Just beat them senseless and you'll win!
Karol: Victory pose!
Judith: Hey, you too!
Rita: Oh HELL no.
Yuri: Our weapons are?!
Karol: Bravery!
Raven: Youth!
Judith: Modesty!
Yuri: I don't think any of you have those..
Yuri: Whats the secret of your strength?
Judith: I dunno. My pointy ears?
Karol: Okay! I'll get those too!
Yuri: Uh, no.
Judith: The secret to my strength... is a secret!
MegaDrive20XX
Segatron Genesis... call me the wizard.
"Cheaper than a Hybrid! Check out these Xbox 360 Price Drops!" <- GameStop's marketing hard at work. Too Funny!
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Sounds like one of my friends.Mai Valentine said: