funny or cool video game quotes

from FFX-2

Yuna and Rikku all happy and pepped up after battle

Rikku: give me an R =D
Yuna: give me a Y ^-^
Paine: =_=....give me a break
 
Funniest one I heard today on Vesperia while in the Sands of Kogorh

Yuri: Bravery!
Raven: SEXUALITYYY!
Rita: Oh give it up!
 
I heard a funny one today, myself.

Judith: (jumps into the air and does a move) We're done.
Raven: I want to fly!
Rita: Then fly! Stalagmite (casts it on Raven)
Raven: Aaaaah!
 
Mai Valentine said:
I heard a funny one today, myself.

Judith: (jumps into the air and does a move) We're done.
Raven: I want to fly!
Rita: Then fly! Stalagmite (casts it on Raven)
Raven: Aaaaah!
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XD!!!!!!
 
Karol: Is there anything we can do?
Rita: No. Just go take a nap somewhere.

Judith: The Beauty Corps is invincible!
Estelle: The Beauty Corps? I like that.
Rita: What, are you saying you're beautiful?
 
But I thought Rita like ... has a thing for Estelle ..... :-*

Oh right, secretly.

(I have to make everything gay, don't I?)
 
I found this one funny from Battlefield: Bad Company, when you have to rescue your squad then head back to the coast to find shelter, and instead you find that guy you'd kidnapped.

President - "What? I'd never side with those imperialist pigs! They kidnapped me."
Bad guy - "Since you didn't get the gold, I'm going to tax your land instead. You're country is now mine... Kill him."
President - "Oh no, please, don't. I beg you."
Sweetwater - "So. What now?"
Sarge - "Follow my lead"
*all charge in, firing and bringing down soldiers*
Sarge - "Don't worry, President, you're safe."
President - "Ah, imperialist pigs, very nice."


It must be the accent that makes it funny. one second he hates them, but typically he suddenly loves them! hahah!
 
to revive this thread a little bit i got a very good quote.... from Tales of Vesperia....when spell casters are in a hurry and need to destroy the enemy as soon as possible, but they have to chant a long long long spell.....they should just do this XD


Rita: BLAH BLAH BLAH TIDAL WAVE, BLAH BLAH BLAH TIDAL WAVE
 
Favorite Game "Quotes"

What are your favorite game quotes? here is a few of mine.
Resident Evil (PS1) "It's blood.....I hope it's not Chris's blood"
Oblivion(360,PS3) "I have no dialogue"
Zero Wing (MegaDrive) "What you say?"
 
Re: Favorite Game "Quotes"

"I'm not gonna let these darn vampires get me." -Francis
"Francis, they're zombies." -Zoey


"God I hate Canada." -Francis
"We're in Pennsylvania, Francis." -Zoey


"He's like a five year old! A five year
old with guns and a comprehensive knowledge of EVERY swear word in the English language!" - Nick on Ellis.

''Hey, ellis, do your tattoos mean anything''? -Rochelle
''Yea, it means im a badbutt zombie killin machine'' -Ellis
''Youve got really good foresight'' -Ellis


"Uh, do you guys know anything about swamps?"- Rochelle
"Have you seen that golf movie where the guy gets his hand bitten off? That crap's real" -Coach

^Happy Gilmore ref. :D
 
"Lighting. It flashes bright then it fades away. I cannot protect, it only destroys."-Lighting FFXIII
 
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