ROFL! That section was full of win right there.We'll admit that there are definitely worse household items that you could super-size, sharpen, and hand to a pre-teen with no instructions or safety precautions (we're thinking of a plastic-bag-blade or a broken-glass-blade here.) What really impresses us with this sword it the sheer ambition inherent in not only making a key do something a key doesn't normally do (that is, kill people,) but also making it do everything else as well.