MR.KAZ "The Anti-Christ"?

Snatcher_L said:
Wha? Trying to imply chess players don't get all the babes?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brMgjPR-nfA :lol
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I ditched my prom date to play in a chess tournament.She came to my house around 3 a.m. drunk as hell.The look on her face made me as nervous as a hooker in church.

This woman here is a GM.Not only are women Grandmasters rare,but this lady is smokin' hot.Her name is Judit Polgar.
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MR.KAZ said:
I ditched my prom date to play in a chess tournament.She came to my house around 3 a.m. drunk as hell.The look on her face made me as nervous as a hooker in church.
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Ditching your prom date to play in a chess tournament? One would hope that that tournament went down like in that video :lol
 
Snatcher_L said:
Ditching your prom date to play in a chess tournament? One would hope that that tournament went down like in that video :lol
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:lol :lol
 
MR.KAZ said:
With respect to your remark.The "Great Kaz" holds no quarter to anyone! :lol
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Yeah I'm sure your really feared in the chess world although it's by the blind and childern under 12. :D

MR.KAZ said:
I ditched my prom date to play in a chess tournament.She came to my house around 3 a.m. drunk as hell.The look on her face made me as nervous as a hooker in church.
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That's just too funny man.

This woman here is a female GM.Not only are women Grandmasters rare,but this lady is smokin' hot.Her names is Judit Polgar.
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What since when do attractive people or women of any sort for that matter play chess. ;)
 
MR.KAZ said:
I ditched my prom date to play in a chess tournament.She came to my house around 3 a.m. drunk as hell.The look on her face made me as nervous as a hooker in church.

This woman here is a female GM.Not only are women Grandmasters rare,but this lady is smokin' hot.Her names is Judit Polgar.
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Kaz....I know women are female. :lol

Seriously though, I do want to learn how to play chess. My mom was trying to teach me before I left. That didn't go too well. :lol
 
GamingMaiden said:
Kaz....I know women are female. :lol

Seriously though, I do want to learn how to play chess. My mom was trying to teach me before I left. That didn't go too well. :lol
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:lol Sorry,My Bad.
 
redneckgamer 213 said:
Yeah I'm sure your really feared in the chess world although it's by the blind and childern under 12. :D
That's just too funny man.

What since when do attractive people or women of any sort for that matter play chess. ;)
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If I knew half of what a GM forgot about chess,I'd be an awesome player. :lol
 
Kaz, you did right.

When my oldest started playing video games, I made it clear that if he ever lost his temper if he lost or got frustrated, it would be the last time he ever picked up a controller. Then I proceeded to beat the living snot out of him on every two player game I owned. Not only does he not care if he loses, he got even more competitive, and well adjusted. It even spilled over to his normal day-to-day. When we moved into this neighborhood, some of the kids would try to pick on him. Now they are his friends because he doesn't crack easily.

This kid needed what you did. He sounds like a kid with no dad, and his mother smothers him because of it.
 
Now Kaz here is what you should have done apologized, told the woman she was right you know talk them into having him play another game of chess then beat him like a red headed step child. ::D

Heck I don't take easy on my nephews when were playing with the Wii and there 4 and 5 anymore either I tried that and they started beating horribly.
 
redneckgamer 213 said:
Now Kaz here is what you should have done apologized, told the woman she was right you know talk them into having him play another game of chess then beat him like a red headed step child. ::D

Heck I don't take easy on my nephews when were playing with the Wii and there 4 and 5 anymore either I tried that and they started beating horribly.
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Who wants to play chess with the Anti-Christ?
 
MR.KAZ said:
Who wants to play chess with the Anti-Christ?
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Satan worshippers or maybe fans of heavey metal music. :p

Besides Kaz have you done the appropriate test yet to see if your the Anti-Christ go and try to pickup a Bible now if your hand bursts into flames or starts sizzling like bacon on a hot skillet you might be the Anti-Christ. :D
 
redneckgamer 213 said:
Satan worshippers or maybe fans of heavey metal music. :p

Besides Kaz have you done the appropriate test yet to see if your the Anti-Christ go and try to pickup a Bible now if your hand bursts into flames or starts sizzling like bacon on a hot skillet you might be the Anti-Christ. :D
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Yeah I took the test alright.Now my hands are charred and I can't hold my controller!
Thanks a lot man! ::D
 
MR.KAZ said:
Yeah I took the test alright.Now my hands are charred and I can't hold my controller!
Thanks a lot man! ::D
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Quit your whining with that kind of dark mojo running through you, you'll regenerate the damage to your hands in no time or you could seek help from your local church although you'll probably light up like a roman candle if you try to enter it. ;)
 
redneckgamer 213 said:
Quit your whining with that kind of dark mojo running through you, you'll regenerate the damage to your hands in no time or you could seek help from your local church although you'll probably light up like a roman candle if you try to enter it. ;)
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Talk about being stuck between a rock and a hard place!
 
MR.KAZ said:
Talk about being stuck between a rock and a hard place!
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You think you are in bad place now wait till next week when that old lady will be back at your chess club with angry mob from her church complete with torches and pitch forks to burn you. ::D
 
MegaDrive20XX said:
Which btw, was an incredible episode of the original "Incredible Hulk" TV series from the 70's :)
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I still watch that show from time to time. It's on a local station called RTV. All retro. I watch the A-Team mostly...
 
redneckgamer 213 said:
You think you are in bad place now wait till next week when that old lady will be back at your chess club with angry mob from her church complete with torches and pitch forks to burn you. ::D
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They will be met with a tsunami of flying triple-weighted chess pieces,wooden boards,and chess clocks.I will then order my minions to move in for the kill!!.
 
im the only person to have scored a negative number on the chess players index of how good you rock at chess index of players.

but seriously. kid needs to grow up. anti-christ comment should be reserved for those who deserve it.
 
MR.KAZ said:
They will be met with a tsunami of flying triple-weighted chess pieces,wooden boards,and chess clocks.I will then order my minions to move in for the kill!!.
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Hope your minions are tougher then ones in Overlord those jacket booted bible theumpers could just completely crush one of there skulls with one of the larger hard bound editions of the Bible.
 
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