Wii Fit target of class action lawsuit!

To put it in lyrics from Foreigner with subliminal messages.

Someday you'll pay the price, I know! ($89.99)
I've seen it before! (The original NES Power Pad with World Class Track Meet)
It happens all the time! (like Yourself Fitness on the original Xbox)
You're closing the door! (from embarrassment from the neighbors watching you across the street)

You're digging for Gold (Because you paid too much for that ugly thing, so now you're broke)
Yet throwing away! (You put the Wii Fit in the garbage because it couldn't make you loose weight)
A fortune in feelings (Since Wii Fit insulted you and called your Mii fat)
But someday you'll pay! (Yeah, you're Lawyer has to be paid after going to court over a video game that's not even violent!)
You're as Cold as Ice! (Or more like a snowcone, because you'll be drinking from a cup the rest of your life if Nintendo wins the lawsuit)
 
It gets gamers off their butts, so it's a healthy choice in that respect. It is far from a workout, but I thought that was kind of obvious...

I don't really know how it was advertised, but I used it, and to me it seemed more like a measure of how fit a person was. An interactive scale that could make more observations on your body's overall health, not just its weight, and indeed the game's talking Wii Fit board is exactly that.

I kind of hope the people suing Nintendo don't get anything. Anyone who looks outside of eating right and exercising to become physically fit is just looking to have their cake and eat it too, or in the case, have a healthy body while eating cake too.
 
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