MegaDrive20XX
Segatron Genesis... call me the wizard.
Okay, so I wasn't aware it was daylight savings time today (Spring Foward 1 hour). That way, no rest for the wicked and kind at heart! Muhahaha! The Clock is laughing in our faces! The Clock is all-knowing and mighty! Ricky-Tick-Tock! Forget you Mr. Clock! I've taken on Clock Towers in CastleVania that will make you look like a PUNK! So I wag my finger at you, especially during the release date of Smash Bros. Brawl! FOR SHAME!
Then we have St. Patty's, so we can pretend to be Irish, get drunk off our butts and magically become happy go lucky and sin-free from the previous week, as we celebrate EASTER?! What the fudge jello puddin' pop is going on here!?
What happened? Who designed this year's calender? A Circus clown or a Comedian? I wish this was a joke, but apparently the St. Easter-Santa-Pumpkin-Claus says different!
You can kiss me because I'm Irish they say, but the bunny with the chocolate egg-bombs says you're a sinner for kissing a man's wife!
I don't know what is worse, seeing Halloween and Christmas decorations in the same Wal-Mart during the SAME month or seeing two holidays blundered together in the SAME Month.
Opinions? Yellow Peeps from Cadbury Bunny anyone? Corn-beef Hash perhaps? Doesn't matter, because it's all on the same menu.
I've seen the end of the universe, it's when two worlds collide and his name is Bunny O' Brien! The Irish Bunny who delivers CONFUSION!
Think of what the children will think! Those kids who have to make arts and crafts for St. Patty's Day or Easter! Oye vay, this will screw them up for LIFE! "Sorry little Jimmy American! You maybe Irish, but apparently you're WRONG for making a Leprechaun in the shape of a BUNNY!"
Then we have St. Patty's, so we can pretend to be Irish, get drunk off our butts and magically become happy go lucky and sin-free from the previous week, as we celebrate EASTER?! What the fudge jello puddin' pop is going on here!?
What happened? Who designed this year's calender? A Circus clown or a Comedian? I wish this was a joke, but apparently the St. Easter-Santa-Pumpkin-Claus says different!
You can kiss me because I'm Irish they say, but the bunny with the chocolate egg-bombs says you're a sinner for kissing a man's wife!
I don't know what is worse, seeing Halloween and Christmas decorations in the same Wal-Mart during the SAME month or seeing two holidays blundered together in the SAME Month.
Opinions? Yellow Peeps from Cadbury Bunny anyone? Corn-beef Hash perhaps? Doesn't matter, because it's all on the same menu.
I've seen the end of the universe, it's when two worlds collide and his name is Bunny O' Brien! The Irish Bunny who delivers CONFUSION!
Think of what the children will think! Those kids who have to make arts and crafts for St. Patty's Day or Easter! Oye vay, this will screw them up for LIFE! "Sorry little Jimmy American! You maybe Irish, but apparently you're WRONG for making a Leprechaun in the shape of a BUNNY!"