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MR.KAZ
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When I was younger I fell off a fence and split my wig.Much stitches.
Holy Crap!! Break out the painkillers!aleeock157 said:Stitches in my head and having all the skin on my legs below my knee and on my forearms scraped off from a bike accident on a dirt road.
Wow! What are you?A stunt double or something?Dart said:Scar on my left pinky from a rice cooker. Scar on my left index finger from a razor blade cut. Scar on my right index finger from fishing out a fork from the bottom of a still hot dish washer. Scar on the bridge of my nose from being hit in the face with a hockey stick. Right knee cap is cracked from slipping at work and landing on it. Twisted my ankle last summer from falling down some stairs afer a tire hit me in the back at work. I once electrocuted myself with a spark plug wire on a dirt bike I had. Been electrocuted at least three times from drop cords and wall sockets. Got my left hand smashed between a Ford Mustang and a floor lift. Got a black eye a few months back while attempting to secure the gas tank in my truck. One strap popped and hit me in the face. When I was younger, the board holding the top bunk, and my brother, snapped, falling on me and nearly killing me. I was playing catch one time, and got hit in the temple by a baseball. Knocked me out cold.
That's all I can remember at the moment.
I believe he's a cat, and down to his last life, apparently.MR.KAZ said:Wow! What are you?A stunt double or something?
retro junkie said:I was like 10 years old. This girl rode her bike up and was talking to me. Wanting to impress her, I told her that I could jump over her bike. It was a very tall bike, too big for her. What do I do, I back up and take a flying leap, the fender catches my knee and splits it open. I didn't cry, that impressed her.